Damn...my caption had to do with the recession/GFC but looks like everyone has got something along those lines...going to have to come back with something else...
"I really need to get back home after dates with Betty. I mean the role-play sex was amazing yesterday, but darn didn't even get enough time to change for work in the morning!"
Rats! I just heard the seat of my pants go 'rrriip'...thank God no-one's around. ----- Oops!I've got to pee!And I forgot to wear my diapers today. -----
Fat girl and running seems to be an oxymoron and there is a possibility that people might read the title of the post again, thinking that I made a typing mistake A fat person and running seems a combination which is difficult for most people to comprehend. Many look at me with disbelief when I tell them that I have started to run. Some have even passed snide remarks asking me if I even knew what running was and whether new potholes have appeared on the roads where I run. Well, I being me.. left the haters gaping, when I started participating in marathons and running 5K distances. That was the best retort I could give them. I started training late last year and have written about it in this post. Now, every time I lace up those shoes, a thrill goes through me and I am waiting for my shoes to eat up the kilometers. I don't run to lose weight, I run for fun and what fun I am having. Every runner will know that a myriad of thoughts go through their minds while runni
As she clicked one selfie after another, to get the right picture, Sudha realized that the smile that she had bravely plastered in front of the camera was not reaching her eyes. Her eyes still looked sad and forlorn. The lipstick and the jewelry added a bit of color, but her eyes betrayed her sadness. Last week, she had stood stoically in the courtroom, with her soon to be ex- husband standing next her. As the clerk shuffled the divorce papers, there was a pit in her stomach and her heart was beating erratically. Sudha's hands were numb and the conversation between them was stilted. Sudha's gaze moved to the bindi on her forehead as she looked in the cellphone and it took her back to her wedding day. Arun and Sudha had met in Bangalore through common friends. Though they did not know each other earlier, the chance introduction turned into friendship and both were drawn to each other. Their friendship turned to attraction and both soon realized that they were in love.
I have been missing from this space for nearly a year and a half, but hey! what to do, I was out living my life and learning valuable lessons along the way. I thought to share my life's lessons in a series of posts. Here's a list of 22 lessons that I've learnt in my journey from being a married woman to divorced woman, then single and now in a relationship person. Hope these help you look at life differently just as I have been able to. Don't judge yourself by what you see in the mirror. A mirror is just glass and you are so much more than that. Life's lesson 24 Offer what you can. Show up for people and support them. Love people when they need it, unconditionally and unselfishly. Even when you think you can't, be kind. Show up for people. Because you would want someone one to show up for you when you are hurting. Life's Lesson 23 When you love someone for exactly who they are You will find out how quickly they transform and becom
yay! am first! (this is not the caption :P)
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yeah yeah... recension hasn't spared the super heroes too!
Spiderman (thinking): Oh Man.. Do I have to wipe out these incy-wincy spider's? That's not fair!
ReplyDeleteThank God! My skill comes handy in recession times.
ReplyDeleteLOL@ the three captions above :) Brilliant!!!
ReplyDeleteI realsie it's not easy for me to come up with funny captions! But let me think up something...
"Spiderman is a Peeping Tom!"
Super hero and super broke, hope no one sees me doing this...
ReplyDeleteKnock knock can I make a web in your home??
ReplyDeleteHa...better late than never, I got to realize my right career!!
ReplyDelete"Financing Mary Jane's solitaires is driving me up the walls!"
ReplyDeleteIts true..what goes around comes around..see, I am cleaning my year old sins of dirtying the city with webs :(
ReplyDeleteHere is my caption.....
ReplyDelete"Only by saving the world from evil I can't fulfill my wife's demands. I should earn for it."
Evidence of global economy coming out of recession "even Spiderman has a job"
ReplyDelete"Spiderman realized Window Cleaning was better paying than shooting web to save people."
ReplyDeleteDamn...my caption had to do with the recession/GFC but looks like everyone has got something along those lines...going to have to come back with something else...
ReplyDelete"With hardly any crime to fight these days, this is what I have to resort to...unlike dad in the 21st century"
ReplyDeleteThis is so not what I signed up for when I said I wanted to be 'Spiderman'!
ReplyDeleteLMAO.. I can't think of any.. LP you are too much.. =))=))
ReplyDelete"I really need to get back home after dates with Betty. I mean the role-play sex was amazing yesterday, but darn didn't even get enough time to change for work in the morning!"
ReplyDelete"You think crime doesn't pay - well neither does crime fighting."
ReplyDeletelol at laxmi last entry
ReplyDeleteMine was on recession too the mmnt i saw it, so ill stick to it for now until something else comes to me.
Caption: Post recession, even Spiderman's job took a stab.
Caption 2:
ReplyDeletePaparazzi catches Spiderman doing regular man house chores, Super Hero style!
Caption 3:
ReplyDeleteEvery dog has it's day; guess Spidey got caught webbing the wrong window and gave someone their's.
Caption 4:
ReplyDeleteEver Super Heroes have to wash their own crap!
Caption 5:
ReplyDeleteWebbed into cleaning his own mess; I didn't realise a Mrs. Spidey existed!
The World Wide Web does a squeaky clean job.
ReplyDelete"I told you to not get married. But you said I will handle her. Now handle this handle" He said to himself.
ReplyDeleteVinni.. hey..the second caption is from me.. I wonder why it got posted as anonymous..
ReplyDelete-Aditi
Wish I had changed my costume before coming for my regular job!
ReplyDeleteWish I had changed my costume before coming for my regular job!
ReplyDeleteAisa makdee ka jaal bichaungaa ki dhoondte reh jaoge...
ReplyDeleteAditi
OMG!! wannabauthor's caption is awesome..hilarious.. hehehe
ReplyDelete"social service can make you end up cleaning glass too"
ReplyDeleteI am on the mission to make this world a better place to live!!! Let's start with window cleaning today....
ReplyDeleteDidn't I look like a spiderman in this dress which I buy for a few bucks from local market? ;)
ReplyDeleteMy wife works in this building! Got to pretend I'm spiderman on a rescue operation, when on my day job.
ReplyDeleteRats! I just heard the seat of my pants go 'rrriip'...thank God no-one's around.
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Oops!I've got to pee!And I forgot to wear my diapers today.
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Today's Headlines ...
ReplyDelete"Spiderman wipes out Dirt Devil!!"
i save on electricity! I'm so eco-friendly!
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