This is not a post about the band "Fred said right" or about Govinda gyrating to the god awful Hindi song, "meri pant bhi sexy". I am talking about the emergence of a new eye candy in our Bollywood movies. Move over Bipasha Basu, John Abraham has arrived. It is now the dawn of the era of the "female gaze" in Bollywood. The naked male body was never in the limelight, as it is now. Salman Khan set the precedent, when he discarded his shirt in each and every movie, whether it was hot or cold, raining or sunny. Mr. Khan never left a single opportunity to show his 6 packs and bulging biceps, which made several women swoon and gasp for breath. Gone are the days, when heroines in drenched white sarees, gyrated seductively in the rain and made men's hearts race. Gone are the days, when raunchy lyrics and dhak dhak karne laga dil's were only the privilege of men. Who can forget John Abraham in the movie 'Dostana', walking out of the oce
"So that's what happens when I give my child sedatives..."
ReplyDeleteI wish I could sleep like this :D (ok this is not the entry :P this is my instant reaction for the pic.. will think something for the entry and come back :P)
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ReplyDelete'Sone ko ghar nahi hai, saara jahan hamara!'
Mom made you wear 'nap'py pads?
ReplyDeleteA wannabe sleepwalker
ReplyDelete'A potential politician sleeping in the cabinet.'
ReplyDelete(ok i'll stop posting now :D )
This is what happens when coffee runs out!
ReplyDeletePoster of the Hollywood's "Honey I Sedated the Kid"
ReplyDelete"This is how my papa sleeps when hes at work.. Zzzzzzz"
ReplyDelete"This is how my dad sleeps when mom keeps talking to him at night"
"Don't ask; my parents kept me up all night."
ReplyDelete"Out of steam and too young for red bull."
ReplyDeleteTwo solid hours of studying trigonometry really wore me out!ZZZZ!
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Just finished watching'Lok Sabha question hour' on TV.
Running on empty. Need. to. refuel... and this looks like as good a place as any.
ReplyDeleteGotacha! I'm not sleeping, just trying to touch my toes.. yoga says.. zzzzzzzzzzzz
ReplyDeleteuff saara kaam mujhe hi karna padta hai...ab dekh lo...khade khade so gaya
ReplyDeleteare you like.....checking me out?
ReplyDeleteSleeping (oops) Thinking out of the box
ReplyDeleteCarrying diapers around is hard work!
ReplyDeleteI hear termites! Argghh the pest control bill!
ReplyDeleteFeeling blue.Feeling blue..My heart says got to got to pooo..oh yeah...I got to pooo....
ReplyDelete(Just a pathetic spoof of Feeling blue...my heart say cant be true)
My new bird flu baby vaccine was so good, I slept happily as a 'murga' ever after!
ReplyDeleteSkype is so yesterday! I connect with my new 'Sky blue pe', hands-free!
ReplyDeleteMaa, look at my new pretty heavy earring! Its blue!
ReplyDeleteHail Zzzzzambo!
ReplyDeleteWe wish you a Merry Christmas! We wish you a Merry Christmas! We wish you a Merry Christmas!...And a happy blue ear! (Wet paint)
ReplyDelete(sing to the original tune for best effect ;) )
(improving/degrading my first entry above...)
ReplyDelete"Lugging around loaded diapers sure is hard work!"
(I was inspired by my current word verification 'potness', no kidding!)
"Phew! Stupidosaur's 10 entries are so tiring! Gotta sleep!"
ReplyDelete"I just learnt to walk and I am already asked to clean up my toys! Child labour I say!!!"
ReplyDeleteLife is Tough... Just three years and I am already WORN out...
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